Man, that long weekend was fun, huh? Now, get to work:
Before you remove us from this frame and replace us with a picture of yourselves, I want you to take a nice, long look at us. We’re gorgeous. What are the chances that your family is as happy and aesthetically pleasing as us? I’d have to say four percent, tops.
That is a message from the family in the photo that came with your new picture frame. The rest of the message is here.