McSweeney’s Monday

Below, you will find the customer survey for a new restaurant chain, Happy Slappy Fun Time:

Thank you for enjoying an evening of fine dining and entertainment at Happy Slappy Fun Time family restaurant. Please take a moment to answer this short customer survey. Your feedback is extremely valuable in improving our business.

1. Please rate the food quality of your meal from one (horrible) to ten (excellent).

2. Please rate the “fun level” of our entertainment from one to ten.

3. Please rate your slap from one to ten.

4. Did you know the slap was coming?

5. Was the force of the slap to your liking?

The rest of the survey can be found here.

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