McSweeney’s Monday

Get your week started with something good. Here, we discuss just how good this cup of yogurt is:

“Oh my god, Wendy, wow, this yogurt is snow day good.”

“Harriet, this right here is statutory good.”

“Let’s see… this is open bar good.”

“Harriet, this is definitely post-Brazilian Percocet good.”

Hope you have a week that is codeine and chocolate ice cream after getting your wisdom teeth removed good.

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