McSweeney’s Monday

Hope you’re just now waking up next to your Valentine (and checking your RSS reader from bed!), and not sitting at work. But if you are, here’s your weekly pick-me-up:

Regarding that I forgot to use an enzymatic prewash on that chocolate ice cream on your shirt, my words fly up, but my thoughts remain below.

Put what’s dirty in the hamper. Nothing can come of nothing.

Tomorrow (the whites) and tomorrow (the darks), and tomorrow (ad nauseum).

A sampling of Famous Quotes From Shakespeare Altered To Describe My Everyday Life. Happy Monday!


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