McSweeney’s Monday

Sarah Schmelling’s mother takes children’s songs literally:

You are not a little teapot, honey. You’ve just got my hips. I’m sorry.

And:

What are you talking about, “how I wonder what you are”? It’s a star. You just said it was a star.

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