For your Monday

Some McSweeney’s to brighten things up. Chris White answers profound questions about presidents:

There are stairs to the upper floors, sure. But they look like something from a Tim Burton movie: cramped, dark, steep and possibly leading to an egg sac containing Helena Bonham Carter, who would jump out and lick your face.

This is about Thomas Jefferson, somehow. Happy Monday.

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